dyrdymalki:

Love is stored in a heart-shaped kitchen items?

glumshoe:

causual-unknown-hideout:

glumshoe:

if a werewolf dies but they were an organ donor does someone get a new kidney that turns into a wolf kidney once a month

imagine having a feeling of pure bloodlust radiate from one side of your mid-back approximately every 28 days

I don’t need to imagine

amygdalae:

amygdalae:

Only good tiktoker is that cat w the big wide head that sits with its elbow up on the table with a stern grouchy expression and a drink

classically-lit-memes4u:

RIP to everyone killed by the gods for their hubris but im different. and better. maybe even better than the gods

anarchocunt:

notevenhereanyway-deactivated20:

anarchocunt:

doncherrycola:

gone girl is how blonde white women go insane and black swan is how brunette white women go insane

What about gingers?

Carrie

Originally posted by muvana

phospholipid:

spaceshipsandpurpledrank:

Fire Nation Soldiers vs Toph

valtsv:

valtsv:

orders an uber and a few minutes later an eagle flies down and snatches me off the ground like a mouse